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Video to follow
depicts real life in Serbia.

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But mine.

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KRENKOVI

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Daro, I'm hungry.
Where's my breakfast?

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Calm down, Rale.
The pterodactyl eggs are ready soon.

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It doesn't matter,
ate the butt of a brontosaurus.

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I'm late.

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Isn't there a little bit more?
time, Rale?

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Daro, we don't have time
for that, I'm late.

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If I'm late one more time,

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that slave owner
Mr. Straight is going to fire me.

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Come on, Rale.
Got a minute, right?

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Run, Daro.
Later, later...

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I know, I know, there's always something...

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He should be thinking of other things
besides eating, bowling and work.

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There is nothing in life
other than eating, work and bowling.

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Where are you, man?

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Where's Bernie?

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Hi Rale, mate.
What's going on?

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No shit bro, where are you now?

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Is that what you call your best friend?
best friend?

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Where have you been, Geng Beng?
Popped here.

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When will these children learn to speak?

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They grew up in a mother's womb.

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See what I mean?

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Geng bang!
Bang bang bang!

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My foot!

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My breakfast!

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Don't mess around, Rale.
Where is Dara?

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In the bedroom.

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Come on, Bernie.

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What is it about there?

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As usual, Rale.

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I'm late for work
i don't have free time

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and he thinks that she doesn't
I pay enough attention.

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Rmba�, eh?

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Anyway, that's the problem.

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Rale, we don't want women
allow us to go bowling tonight.

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You're right, Bernie.
I remember saying this.

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Vaseline?
O great Vaseline?

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Come out, wherever you are?

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What's up, assholes?

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We have a problem.

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We are calling you for help.

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What is it about?

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Lest you forget again
how do you turn the doorknob?

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Very witty.

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You are so funny.

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Will he help or not?
- Come on, I will. What is the problem?

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It's about women.
- Is it again? Smor.

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I always have to do it
the dirty part of the job.

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Is he just going to shit,
or is he going to do something?

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Primitive earthlings,
nature has played tricks on you.

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You are not equipped with a tool
not even for the simplest things.

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A surprise.

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Goodbye.

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Come on Bernie, let's get out of here while we can.

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Ready?
Daro, I have a surprise for you.

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I thought it would never go away.

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Me too. Did I tell you?
how do you have a beautiful sword, Geng Beng?

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I beat you every day, Zdelice.

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What are we going to do now?

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Geng Bang!
Geng Bang Bang!

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I don't know what about women.
- I know. Metni says to ignore her.

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They think that we don't pay attention to them.
- Yes.

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Don't be afraid, Metni.

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What will you guys do when you have this.

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Don't give it.

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(Bijelo Dugme music)

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Do you like that, Metni?
- Ya�ta.

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He has a soft tongue, doesn't he?

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We would be in trouble if
it's not Vaseline, right Rale?

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Yes, you said it nicely Berni.

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To do as the women tell us,

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we would be there all day
houses and played romantics.

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I know, there would be no golf,
bowling, planning...

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Nor the banging after that.

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Why women can't be
as happy as Zdelica and Geng Beng?

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Do you know what to do?
I will smooth everything out with nice words.

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What's funny, Bernie?

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I don't see you as that type of person
Don Juan, Rale.

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You're not a Casanova either, Bernie.

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Do you know what? Let's go to the bowling alley,
and then we will buy flowers for the women.

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Good thinking, Rale.
I like that idea.

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Here is your newspaper, Mr. Krmenko!

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Good catch, Mr. Krmenko!
See you tomorrow!

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Pizza and tits!
- Rale, are you okay?

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I'm great.
- It doesn't seem good to me.

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Let me drive. Better...
- Go ahead, you drive...

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Rke koke, don't give me the rest.

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You're a doll that works
this for me, Metni.

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You are so beautiful.

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I just want the two of us to be alone.

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We can take off our clothes!
Let's have sex!

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Krmenko!
- Lots of sex!

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Krmenko, you are fired!

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And leave my secretary alone!

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Hello, what's going on here?

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Napaljenko, I called you here,
to take away this Krmenko!

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I mean, look at him!
It's like that all day.

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Nothing else works.

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I won't tell you what he was doing
with secretaries in the secretariat.

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And it doesn't leave the poor
Miss Loptica rest in peace.

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Rale, let's get out of here.
We don't want to get into more trouble.

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Don't listen to them. We can
let's be just the two of us.

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Just me, you and the chicks...
- Krmenko!

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You're fired!
Fuck you!

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You're fired too!

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Mr. Straight, you can't fire me!
You see he is sick! See him!

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You're fired!
- How can I get out of this, Ral?

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I know... Vaseline!
Vaseline!

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Since you woke me up,
I hope it's important?

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What's with this tupad�ija?

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That's why I called you.
Rale is behaving strangely.

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And Mr. Straight just fired him.

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He probably wants me to get his job back?

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If you don't mind?
- Problem?

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I'm used to nonsense
of you two Neanderthals.

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Get lost, dumbass.
Let me work.

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Come on, Rale.
I'm taking you out of here.

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Nice view, isn't it?

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It is.

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What does he say to give Krmenka his job back?

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Not even in your wildest dreams.

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And what about yours?
biggest dreams?

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Now we will see...

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It seems that I will, after all
put those idiots back to work.

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Krmenko!
You're hired again!

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Help!

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Rale!

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Bernie!

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Rale!

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Help!

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Wait a minute, Rale!

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We are friends, but now he is exaggerating�!

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I just wanted to give Matna a heads up
to her incredible beauty. See...

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What's wrong with him?
- Sorry, I was overwhelmed by your feminine charm.

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Oh, Rale. Hee hee hee :P

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Wait, Rale, take it easy.
If Dara sees you like that, he will kill you!

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Shut up, Bernie.
What did you say, Rale?

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I commented on how good it looked�.

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Just keep going.
- I thought it would be great if...

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Come on, Bernie... come on, come on.
- I don't know, Ral...

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You are my best friend, she said
that I don't give her enough attention, but...

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I don't really know.
- Think how much fun we will have!

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But this isn't like bowling...

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Okay, come on.

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Rock shoot!

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Are you still there?

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Make yourself comfortable like at home.

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Let me help you.

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Get ready.

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Rale, how does it taste?

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It's better than a bronto burger.

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Go for it, Metni.

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What does Rale think?
let's start it a little?

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Nice, that was the first round.

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Are you ready for round two?

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Isn't that enough for you?

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Rale, I'm a girl.

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What?

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Great.

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Well then, I'll go.

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Daro?

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I arrived home!

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What's wrong with him?

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Geng Bang!
Geng Bang Bang!

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Rale!

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Dinner is almost ready.
- Dinner? Let the dinner go, Daro.

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Tonight you are my feast!

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Ral, you're not here again
puffed those funny cigars?

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I didn't, but I think
that I neglected you for a long time, so...

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I said yes a little
I attach it where it needs to be.

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Okay, bow in
he doesn't look at his teeth.

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Daro, it's me
happy for you.

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That's news.

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Nice fine.

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Bemu, Daro, ko �e�erlema.

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How beautiful.

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Take me, Rale.

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Rock shoot!

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Rock shoot!

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I learned home style from Dino.

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Daro, they are diamonds
girls best friend,

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but now I gave you the uncut one
the kind of pole he will remember!

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Rale...

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Are we done?
Where is he going, I can again...

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I don't know what's wrong with you Rale,
but I hope it will continue to be so in the future.

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Don't worry Daro,

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from now on you are my priority no. 1.

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I'm going to heat up the dinner, Rale.

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What else? what else...

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I know.

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Vaseline!

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O great Vaseline!
Vaseline!

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Where are you?

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Doing good deeds becomes tiring.

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Put your veproid paws away!

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That will teach you to behave.

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Blind one!

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Gift! Where is my dinner!

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Do you know what time it is?

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I have to go bowling tonight
so to the club...

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I need to see Bernie!

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Gift!

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I want my dinner!
Gift!

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Translation: Kampfar
Kampfar_azaq@yahoo.com

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